Boom Lift

I had to take charge while removing a bike we have hanging on the ceiling. We didn’t have the usual guy who operates the thing, so I drove it. I’ve never driven one of these before, but I quickly got the hang of it, and like all motorized devices, loved it! I want one now! You get to see a little of my shop and Josh West playing with my camera a bit.

Make money from home, who wouldn’t want to do that? It’s an attractive idea. It’s a great idea. It’s the new way to earn. If the idea of wanting to make money from home has crossed your mind, you are not alone. Thousands of people around the world are sick of their jobs and looking for work at home opportunities. Stay at home Moms, such as myself, are looking for ways to make extra money from home so they can spend more time with their children and at the same time, contribute to the household finances. College students are looking for ways to create income so that they can have extra money as they go to school.

Learning how to make money from home is one of the best things you can do. There are many benefits you can enjoy by making money at home. It is a rewarding experience and one that is worth the time and effort.

The first critical step to make money from home is to start with a good idea. The best way to do this is to sit down and identify what it is you’re passionate about. Do you have a special talent, such as playing a musical instrument? Are you a great cook? Do people always come to you for advice on how to fix things? What are your hobbies and interests? If you stop and think about it, any one of these can be turned into a profitable product for you to create and sell. Remember, the number one thing people use the Internet for is to look up information. So the best way to make money from home is to give the people what they want by having your own website, centered around your own products, hobby or interests.

If, after brainstorming, you still can’t think of something to create and turn into a product to sell online, don’t despair. There are many ways to make money online. Here are just a few:

• eBay – One of the quickest and easiest ways to make money from home is with eBay. You can sell anything you want, from stuffed toys, old clothes your family has outgrown or never worn, to computer peripherals to a recipe book written by you. Clean out your garage and closets and you’re sure to find things you want to get rid of. Remember the old saying, ‘one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.’

• Affiliate Marketing – Don’t have a product of your own to sell? Then try selling someone else’s. How many times have you recommended a product or service to a family member or friends and they went out and bought it? We do that all the time, right? Now imagine doing that on the Internet only this time you won’t be recommending something to a few people. With the power of the Internet, you can recommend products to the entire world, if they have an Internet access that is. With Affiliate Marketing companies pay you for referrals that result in a sale or lead. Joining affiliate programs is one of the “free ways to make easy money” on the net. It’s very easy to get started.

• Paid Surveys – Another easy way to make money from home is filling out Paid Surveys on your computer. I have done this myself so I know it works. The only downfall to this is that you have to have a lot of time to dedicate to this. Some surveys are 20 minutes or longer and will pay you anywhere from $2 to up to $100, although I have never been lucky enough to qualify for a $100 survey. I don’t have a lot of spare time to dedicate to this so I choose to spend most of my time being an Affiliate Marketer, selling on eBay, and creating products to sell. I make more money doing that than filling out Paid Surveys. If you are still interested in making money with Paid Surveys by all means feel free to do so. Just keep in mind the time involved and the fact that you will make money, but you may not make lot of money doing it.

• Stock Photography – One easy way to make money from home is by using your photos. Stock photography is very big right now. Many companies and large corporations need pictures they can use on their website or brochures. They will pay Stock Photography Companies a lot of money for quality photos. Some corporations even create software that
have pictures in it, such as Print Artist, Print Shop, Sierra Utilities and other software programs. Stock photography companies will pay you even more when a company uses your picture in software programs because they have to purchase a special license, which means more money in your pocket. So if you have a digital camera and can take good pictures, visit these Stock Photography websites to get an idea of the kind of pictures they need. This is easy money doing something that doesn’t even seem like work.

• Homemade Videos – Another great way to make money from home is to create interesting home made videos. Do you know how to play the piano? If so, create a video showing people who to play. Piano lessons can be expensive and the instructor has to leave when their time is up. With a video your customers can watch and learn any time they want. You can make Homemade Videos on so many different topics such as; recipes, how to build your own computer, how to cut hair, how to train your dog to do tricks, how to lift weights properly, how to use a certain software program and many more topics. I personally know someone who creates videos showing people how to use a certain software program and he makes a lot of money selling the video tutorials. Put your mind to work and think of something you can create.

There are actually thousands of ways to make money at home working online. I’ve only listed five of the ways I make money. I could have listed more but then I would have written a novel instead of an article.

There’s no doubt about it, the best way to make money from home is to work for yourself using your home computer. You’ve spent hundreds or even thousands of dollars on a computer so let it pay for itself by putting it to work for you. Why spend your entire life working for someone else, when you could work from home and be your own boss? Making money from home is the new way to earn a living.

I love money, especially when it comes easy. Let me give you a friendly warning though. The ideas I’ve listed on ways to make money are easy, but they do require a little bit of work on your part. Your success is going to be determined by how much you put into each program. Remember, if you pick something you enjoy, it will not seem like work at all.

To Your Success,
Anna Allen

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A few question in the order of padding out my work application..?
I want to work as a waitress at IHOP. It asks for ‘position(s) applied for’..is there a better term for waitress? Or is waitress fine? It asks for my highschool and the years completed, scope, major, and grade average…Well..I put so far 2004-2007. I graduate early with an Advanced diploma if that what the amount means..and I have no clue around major and grade average. I wasn’t getting adjectives A’s but I didn’t get too many C’s. Can I purely put 3.0 average? or what. Also, if i don’t no how, or it doesn’t apply to me, do i leave it blank, write n/a or put a small slash for the answer part? Thank you for reading and please helllp lol

A few question in the order of your occupation!?
I would love it if someone with a professional career would answer some… okay resembling five of these questions. I need to write a thesis for my career exploration class and survey real living population about their established careers and experience contained by the work force. If by any chance some loving person could do this tonight I would be so grateful! Thanks:) How did you draw from interested in this type of work? Get started in this assignment? How did you prepare yourself? What classes or projects can I do to prepare myself for this career? What is the most valuable article you learned in college that help in this career? Knowing what you know in a minute, would you take this same career bridleway? Why? What do you like the most about your post? Least/Most rewarding? What skills or personal qualities are necessary surrounded by this career? What do you do on a typical day? What type of population do you work with? What are other specialties in this work area? Would you advise infantile people to enter this career nouns? Why/why not? What is the job outlook? What will affect its growth or decline? What do you think one should expect as a starting gross? How does your job affect your family and sport life? How do you balance the oodles life roles you play (employee, spouse, parent, community volunteer, church worker, etc.)? Do you have any specific counsel for someone who is considering entering into this particular profession?

A few question roughly speaking this Application entry I get…?
Hi, I just handed within a Resume at the Home Hardware today and they gave me an application form to fill out…I a short time ago have a few questions on a few things. Well first bad, Theres a section where it say “To be an effective employee, what must a soul do or do not do?” I know full well what a good hand has to do, But any suggestions as to what one must not do, Besides the Obvious “dont slack off” or “don’t have a fruitless attitude”? and another question says, “What position are you applying for”. I simply wish to know what positions are offered at Home Hardware as Part time employment… so if anyone could help me out next to this, that would be great!

A french man looking for a serious situation surrounded by the USA?
Hi! i ‘m french and i would love to find a job in the usa ! does anyone know how i can win a job with a diploma similar to the elevated school diploma delivered inside the united states (in france it’s called baccalaureat )

A grill in the region of Target Security?
What company does Target use to have security contained by their stores and patrolling around their parking lot… in Chicago or any where on earth else as well in the states

A grill nearly working two Jobs .Need Help and guidance .My neph?
My Nephew works Part Time for In home Health care that pays pretty good. But he have to take on a second job because the In Home Health assistance is not enough money. So he works at a grocery store part time too for partly the money an hour. They know he works also for In Home Health care . The manager at the grocery store asked him to come support to work for them.. My nephew said he would because we really need the money (we share rent ) but by Law he can only work 20 more hours if he wishes to keep his In Home Health care Job (which is basically over 30 hours a week) – in another job. How ever Now the grocery store official keeps giving him 30 hours a week as well. No situation how much he requests only 20 hours. There are not a lot of job in this town . He does not want to quit his job at the grocery store for measurable reasons and certainly not the In Home Health Care Job. He have talked to the store manager time and again nearly it .He knows he is lucky to have two job and he is an excellent employee. What would you do if you were my Nephew ? With rising Heating costs this winter -My VA allowance check can not cover the increase either. Any ideas ? My Nephew is not comfortable lying to the State Run In Home robustness Care.

A Group Interview Problem?
When your being interviewed in a group of individuals…if a question is asked and you know your answer but someone starts talking past you and says the same item..would the manager think that im copying bad of them? Or actually believe that was my answer i be gonna give anyways?

A guy beside Ph.D level contained by Commerce specialised within OB (HR branch)-how would be a SAP HR Module would be doing?
………a person with Ph.D point in Commerce, specialized in Organizational behavior (for Ph.D), how would be a SAP HR module would be beneficial for him? Is it making any sense to pursue the course? What’s the Scope? Please guide me.

A honourable paying desk opening?
i’ve been busting my *** at restaurant/retail for a crappy pay for times past year. i know there are desk jobs out near that all you do is answer the phone/store files and get a clad pay. does anyone have a virtuous example of such jobs? what businesses and what positions are the best? i know people who enjoy such jobs but they all get hired by their parents and i’m not as lucky. also, will i be able to be hired with no desk experience? i know how to use essential computer programs and how to work with people

A intensely apposite assignment?
what is a good job where on earth i can make alot of money like 150k-300k a year after college and perchance some after stuff. a list of good and intresting job

A job ..college warning..sorta..kinda?
I am a business major.. yet I took something like 18 credits in semester and I seem to be amazingly ratification everything since , I took basically all my liberal arts classes contained by one semester and they all involve psychology and philosophy..Now by getting a 3.0 would you think that i might be better of switching to a psychology most important or is it just that i have a great amount of interest contained by the human services field?

A Job Interview Tomorrow–hayelp!?
Okay, so the description of the job: a call center clutch orders from clients clients are christian based must be ready to pray with clients, if asked. so as far as the interview goes: what should I bring? what question do you think they will ask? will they want me to pray with them as a try-out of my ability? if they ask me about my church attendance (none), what should I read out?

A Levels to become a Journalist?
I’m apllying to College soon & my aim is to become a journalist. So far I was thinking: English Lit English Lang Media Studies History But do you really inevitability both English classes? As I’d really like to do socialology or something along those lines. If you’ve got any suggestion, I’d love to hear it. Thanks !

A little facilitate next to a resume…?
What would be a good sentence or two to put under my “objective”.. Example ->> “Seeking a position surrounded by the medical field..” This is a resume that I will be turning into several jobs.. Like retail stores, city job, offices, etc. Thanks.

A livelihood that requires driving..?
Have u ever had a job that required you to drive while on the clock?…( This press is not for truckdrivers or taxi drivers) If so, how was it? How far did you enjoy to drive?What was the job and be it worth it? I ask because I am starting job at a Rehabilitation center for people beside Traumatic Brain Inuries I will be helping them witth their everyday activities, transporting them to and from doctors visits and so forth. Its 16 miles from my house but I can be expeced to drive anywhere from 10-30 miles from the facility.. They do rate mileage but its only .45 per mile which is nothing. If I drive 28 miles I obtain like 12.00.so its nothing Im looking forward to (the driving) but I am an entry rank CNA and I need experience from somewhere. Im not really worried about driving itself, Im worried roughly speaking the wear and tear I will be putting n my car an how difficult it will be to drive contained by the snow in a couple months(I live in Michigan) They enjoy 2 company vehicles but only allow the character driving the furthest at the time to use it.

A living for me…im 22,pretty and resembling to b well-groomed and look righteous, speak okay, done my big academy…?
im working as a P.A.-find it boring.myers briggs personality test shows me as INTJ.but at times i am so bold no1 would hold guessed.i need to decide on a profession now.i love the public eye and being contained by the center of things BUT dislike sales jobs wher its tough to achieve things from ppl- guys who r lecherous and women who want to pull u down-u just cant count on ppl.wat errand can i get where i can b see, speak to ppl, etc yet not hav my job n LIFE completely depending on THEM?

A living that requires lots of traveling?
I’m trying to write a story, and I have two characters whose parents travel a lot. Why? Because I obligation them to be in a random small town at a irregular time, and I need them to be rarely surrounded by the area… but it can’t be something like “visit Grandma” or something… they need to have a basis to be traveling… any ideas?

A plane choices for a trade within medication?
Hi, I live in the UK & the untimate goal is to become a surgeon. Im going to lift Chemisrty & Biology but i need another subject. For the medical course at uni I need AAB. What other subjects(s) should i appropriate at A level. Would i be able to do PE or do i obligation something more accademic? Thanks

A position i could never do?
I have to write a paper on a position i could never do, however im having a hard time thinking of something >.
A powerfully payed commission beside immensely little hours?
is there anyvery well remunerated jobs with litttle hours. and what collage things would i have need of to do to get that job. (preferlabry something to do near police work).

A principal who race allways slag rotten.im within the middle?
we have a manager ,small catering company four race employed .two middle aged women 30 plus do there work and two students.one middle aged women refuses to do overtime other one does what ever. shes asked ,one student polite and get on with her work ,the other one allways slagging manager rotten, not nice to customers .the manager is always singing her praise the one that slags her stale … i know all of this whats going on d y think i should permit her find out her self whats being said about her .im contained by the middle of all this i never slag anyone off .should i in recent times leave it or should i say something ,,,,,,,,

A Question in connection with my EI benefits, attending institution and seeking section time employment?
Here’s the deal: I have be collecting Regular EI benefits since the Spring and I worked a part time job over the summer. Service Canada agreed to provide funding for a post lesser program in another town. So I started school within September and Service Canada gave me authorization to quit my part time position because I have just cause (school be in another town). Since moving to this new town I established to take another part time position where on earth the pay is $8 for a maximum of 14 hrs per week.so here is my question: If I can find another chunk time position for $10 per hour with more flexible working hours during the week and the possibily of obtaining up to 18 hours per week would I be capable of quit my current part time job? Seeing that they are funding my anyone in school would they expect me to work at both places because it wouldnt in truth be possible seeing that one job has restricted hours of operation and I am contained by school full time all afternoon long. Should I call and ask permission or not? Do you regard it would be allowed? Any advice on this matter would be greatly appreciated!

A QUESTION THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!?
why would someone not work at a more expensive restraunt rather then a cheaper one. I mingy a nice restraunt just gives you better tips. So why arbys instead of red lobster?

A quiz more or less getting a undertaking at Wal-Mart?
Alright I went in for an interview today for the meat department.. Well I get an interview with the department manager, later a second with the Assistant Manager.. They said they’d call me vertebrae in a few days after the reference check to present me a position.. Well one of the jobs I put down as a refrence I didnt exactly leave on upright terms.. They screwed me bad on hours since we get a new HR there and I lately stopped showing after a bad argument…I was wondering if anyone on here worked personel in the past and knows if they’re calling job refrences or merely the refrences I put down?..I heard differant things from everyone I talked to

A recent illustrious institution student is contained by obligation of your lend a hand. THANKS A LOT!?
I’m a recent high school grad and own don’t really have an interest in anything. Please don’t articulate take a couple of classes in college to see what interests you. I KNOW THAT! I’m sick and tired of audible range that over and over and over again. I need some real answers here. I am looking for a fun and exciting art. I don’t want a traditional 9-5 office job or anything, I want an adventurous mission that will allow me to travel the world. I don’t want to be a pilot or travel agent though. I want it to be well paying job, not a tour guide or anything. I knwo for sure I’m not cut out for math and science, so I’m genus of thinking business might be ideal for me…say International Business. I’m the type of creature who knows when I don’t like something and I know that I don’t close to anything because I’ve done tons and tons of research on every single job and career. I’ve also taken plenty of classes surrounded by anything that I think may interest me. I’m also trying to figure out what some hot career are in the future, but everything to be precise going to be hot and growing includes: IT and health, which I obviously don’t resembling. I know you might be thinking, why doesnt’ she figure it out on her own, but come on I really need some relieve here. I was home schooled, so don’t really hold any guidance. I just want to know of some unique, fun, adventurous, travel packed and exciting jobs that are going to be hot in the adjectives. I know you’re probably going to say, follow your heart…but I really don’t know. PLEASE PLEASE help me.

A rewarding, all the rage charge, or a perfect paying undertaking? Which would you choose?
I’m in a bit of a dilemma. The career track I really would like to take doesn’t money all that great, but I have my heart set on it. I’m only wondering other’s opinions, would you rather enjoy a job you love or a job next to a good pay? And why?

A snoop contained by the bureau think I’m getting remunerated too much? (read on for details)?
Someone here in the office found out my hourly wage and spread it around to others surrounded by the office. When I found out I was angry because I never told anyone and my wage is none of their business. They’re adjectives complaining, saying its unfair because I’m within a low level position but earn the same hourly wage as adjectives the other higher ranking (but non-management) office personnel. I work for a small familial owned contracting firm in Texas, near Houston. I’m concerned because these guys are going to petition and convince the owner to cut my wage to $10/hr…the going rate for my position surrounded by this area for a company this size. Texas is an at-will state so I think the owner can lawfully do this if he chooses. Considering how I remember my boss arguing with the owner over the phone about paying me $14/hr (owner looked-for $10/hr or less) I think he is likely to do it. I’m an Administrative Assistant making $14/hr. I answer the phone, bar city permitting and inspection issues, handle company and counter sales, back up for scheduling…when this guy isn’t contained by I fill in for him 100% (take adjectives his calls, schedule installations, trims, and final work) scan & email paperwork, and scan within paperwork for archival purposes. I also happen to be the only extremely computer savvy member of staff in the company. I provide software assistance for all packages including AutoCAD (have an honors level in drafting), troubleshoot the computers and issue a report to accounting who then contacts the outsourced upholding company to complete the repairs, maintain/upgrade all databases, create new applications, maintain/upgrade the in-house created software (originally created by my ex-boss who quit more rapidly this year). In your opinion…is $14/hr too much for my position considering my duties as listed above?

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What makes a worst video game of all time? Poor storylines, insane difficulty, controlling issues to the point of broken screens… all these contribute towards video games that you threw out your window in disgust of wasting 3 dollars in renting them. On this list we prudently considered what games made us break the most things, and made us ask ourselves “how the fuck was this game ever made?” There were some obvious immediate choices like “Shaq Fu” and “ET”, and there were also some more personal choices like “Fatal Fury” and “Elevator Action”. Old-Wizard brings you these top 20 worst games of all time in hopes that you never have to experience the inexorably abominable game play that we’ve had to experience in playing a game like “Three Stooges”, where what you thought would be 2 days of rented videogame euphoria turned out to be hours of personal disgust, wondering how it was possible you could have rented a game so bad. However, if you are one of those people who like to play bad video games because they make you feel better about yourself and ebullient about your own small accomplishments in life, then these are the games to play. As an elementary programmer, you probably have a decent chance at creating a game better than “Muscle”, and this doesn’t feel too bad.

20. Yo! Noid (NES)

Yo! Noid is about as much fun as eating left over pizza that’s been thrown away in the garbage a week earlier. When an advertising slogan gets put to a video game, you can be sure it’s total ass. This game is no exception. “Yo Noid” may be the best example of idiots in marketing who think that anything can be translated to a video game. This game is grotesquely difficult, much like the side-scrolling style of difficulty found in “Ghost’s ‘n Goblins”. What’s more annoying though is having absolutely no energy and no suit to protect you from just one enemy killing you. Even the smallest enemy within a proximate vicinity can dominate the Noid into oblivion, making you wonder why the hell the Noid took it upon himself to save New York City. His weapon is a yo-yo, not a magic yo-yo like we find in Star Tropics, but a standard yo-yo, making you wonder even more why the Noid thinks he can save New York City with no stamina and a fucking toy yo-yo. If you happen to embody video game luck beyond all understandable limits and get to the end of a level, you are put into a pizza eating contest while the city is on fire making the Noid a hero with no stamina, a bad weapon, and no dedication to the task at hand. What’s worse, if you lose the pizza eating contest, you have to start the insuperable level over again. At that point, you throw the cartridge out the window and remain validated in your consciousness of how bad an idea it always was to take a banal advertising signifier and assume it will be successful as a video game. I don’t think I ever ate at Dominos after playing this egregious excuse for a video game.

19. Skate or Die (NES)

Skate or die? I would rather die then have to play skate or die ever again in this life time. The title screen shows some paltry loser who you want to beat on for looking so clownish. The game irritates you even more. You skate around different areas with the same ramps, same couple of maneuvers, and same impossible controller issues. Then when you finish an area you are bombarded with the same loser from the title screen, this time taking up even more space with his massive poaching noggin (who in their right mind would ever have a mo-hawk?) If your going to make a game called Skate or Die, how can it be one of the most pedestrian games ever made? Is it supposed to feel cutting edge because I’m looking at some goon with an ugly green mo-hawk? At least show a little bit of blood or anger when failing at these boring courses to merit the name skate or die. The same circle of courses proved to be quickly tedious, with little extra to spark any interest in playing further than five minutes, except if you like looking at 8-bit graphics of infirm skaters that may bring images of a “cool dude” flashing the rock hand signal at you when you were doing something cool. I suspect there are some people who like this trash. These people I should never meet, God willing.

18. Where’s Waldo (NES)

Who would have ever thought this would have been a good idea? Okay, maybe if you were going to turn this NES installment into a superhero fighting game where Waldo had superpowers like something coming out of his glasses, but this installment turns out to be the same exact concept as the books, but only worse. At least in the books, you could spot Waldo, the graphics and objects for the NES “Where’s Waldo” are so poor that everything equally looks like shit making it impossible to have any chance at finding him. Why not just stick with the books though in the first place? Who in their right would buy this game? It’s hard to imagine even 5 of these games being sold. Could you imagine anyone admitting to buying this dung when you could buy the nice clear, iridescent books? “Where’s Waldo” consists of a big screen with a cursor moving around over non-descript objects. You would think the sales department would have something to say about this. But as with other games that were brought from the TV screen to platform console, all that mattered was cashing in on a good idea, no matter how bad the idea was for the video game system.

17. Total Recall (NES)

When a publisher releases a video game based on a movie, it seems they often depend on the movie hype to sell copies rather than concentrating on actually producing a quality game. Total Recall for the NES was one such game (we’ll see two more games based on movies on the list as well). It is nothing short of amazing to consider that a console as great as the NES, with its track record of wonderful movie titled games (like Star Wars), would allow for such a mediocre title to be released. To add insult to injury, the game was actually released by Acclaim! Everything about the game leaves something to be desired: the controls are unresponsive, the graphics are atrocious and the game play is just plain confusing. In addition, the story line and characters fail to even resemble those of the movie it is supposed to be portraying — which may not necessarily be a bad thing, since I didn’t much like the movie, either.

16. Fatal Fury (Sega Genesis)

Fatal Fury was fun to play for 2 seconds because of how obvious of a rip off it was of Street Fighter. It was the poor mans Street Fighter, literally and figuratively. The characters were poorly conceived, the after-fight dialogues were a monstrosity of van damnesque platitudes, and the final boss was about as scary as a 4th grade trick or treater in a wonder woman outfit. Your friend bought this game when he couldn’t afford the real street fighter which would go anywhere from $40-$50 dollars. Fatal Fury was a $20 dollar game and it showed. This however did not stop your friend from calling you up and saying “I got this game Fatal Fury that may be better than street fighter”, much to your laughter as you realize your friend made a competition out of who had the better video games (These are the people you would often find with books lying around entitled “How to start a conversation and make friends”). Fatal Fury remains one of the more poor attempts at a 2 player coin-op style fighting game. Combine goofy characters with derivative moves and conspicuous hopes of being “the next street fighter”, and you will get this impoverished piece of crap.

15. Elevator Action (Arcade)

Pac-Man is a simple game and its one of the greatest games of all time. Donkey Kong and the Original Super Mario Brothers are also simple games that rank as some of the best video gaming experiences of all time. Elevator action is also a very simple game, and is one of the worst games of all time, proving that simplicity doesn’t always equal genius. This game gets repetitive quick. Climb down stairs shooting the same fucking sleuth enemies over and over again. Once in awhile, take an elevator down and shoot the same enemies over and over again. The music is deeply irritating and completely uninspired. It’s easy to fall asleep to this music (not in a good Coastal Mario Kart level), which should not be the case for an action thriller that tries to be “edgy”. There’s really nothing more to be said about this game. You will fall asleep 2 minutes into playing Elevator Action or you will be angry it’s so fucking boring. There’s a line between sheer boredom and sheer genius when it comes to overtly simple games like those listed previously. Pac Man you can play for hours and hours on end with a levels that barely change and enemy’s that only gradually increase in speed and difficulty level. Elevator Action on the other hand you know almost immediately to be tired and uninspired.

14. Fester’s Quest (NES)

Playing this game for the first time, the first thoughts that pop to one’s head are “I can’t believe this game was ever created.” Fester’s Quest for the NES is well deserving of its spot on this list. Loosely based off the 1960’s T.V. show The Adams Family, Fester’s Quest follows Uncle Fester as he attempts to save his town from an alien invasion. What? What do aliens have to do with the Adam’s Family? The odd plot sets the tone for the game itself. Uncle Fester’s weapons include a gun that gets worse the more you power it up and whip. The story line, power ups, and game play give you the impression that this was supposed to be a different game before getting the Adams‘ Family name slapped onto it. And as with many of the games on our top 20 worst video games list, Fester’s Quest is hard. I’m talking Contra with lives hard. You get two hits, no extra lives, and no code. The various enemies are difficult to hit with the guns you’re provided with, and if you died even once, you had to start the entire game over again, making it not only hard but incredibly tedious and frustrating. There are almost no redeeming qualities to this game, other than the sound effects, which are lifted directly from Blaster Master, another Sunsoft game, and one of the greatest games ever made. Unfortunately, Sunsoft couldn’t repeat that brilliant success with this atrocious game.

13. Desert Strike: Return to the Gulf (Sega Genesis)

This game was originally released in 1992 for the Genesis system and it maintained a small following for a while. The reason behind the following is most likely due to the onslaught of sequels to this game, which include “Jungle Strike”, “Soviet Strike”, and “Nuclear Strike”. It should be noted of course that all of these titles pretty much give the game away before one is even able to enjoy any playtime. This review however, will only focus on the first in the series “Desert Strike”.

Where should I start…?

I guess it all began with Saddam Hussein and his regime believing they could invade any country in the Middle East without any type of repercussion from an oil thirsty western civilization that wants to promote democracy and Starbuck’s. Global politics aside, a year after the Gulf War, rouge forces lead by a General Kilbaba take over an Arab Emirate with the hopes of beginning WWIII. That is of course if the mighty Apache attack helicopter and its Hellfire missiles has anything to say about it! The military industrial complex of the United States has done it again. A weapon was crafted that takes off from its frigate-base off shore and roars across the dunes with its Gattling gun blaring, leaving only smoldering structures and dismembered human tissue in its wake. Like most other games (all in fact), certain objectives must be met. In order to meet these goals and win, a warrior mentality is needed, along with a strong trigger finger. The Apache is outfitted with Hellfire missiles, Hydra rockets, and a loud cannon that tears shit up! Sounds fun huh?

Sorry…it gets old quick. This happens for several reasons. First, level after level occurs on virtually the same map. Maybe the enemy positions change a little along with the objectives. But the frigate is in the same place off shore. The main refueling and rearming areas are located in the same area. To the laymen, it is just repeated over and over. The game does try and counteract you from getting too bored with the map though. If you do not do the objectives in order, and approach enemy weaponry that is guarding say, a radio tower that is objective three, and you’re still on objective one, the enemies will automatically lock on you and unload their metal payload into the hull of your gunship. A second reason why it got old quick is because of the rather mediocre graphics. This is of course for Sega, so we aren’t expecting HD blood spatters, but when an enemy combatant is killed they fizzle into the dirt as if they were never there. Rather weak if you ask the staff here at Old Wiz. The final reason it gets old quick is because when you face off against the “Big Man” himself, he is rather easy to beat. The final boss is obviously inspired by Saddam Hussein. I mean come on! It took two wars and billions of dollars to find the guy in a spider hole. In Desert Strike it only takes a few well guided missiles and its over. You win. Yay…

Boo is more like it.

12. The Three Stooges (NES)

While most games are bad because the idea of the actual game being played is terrible, or because it is so difficult you can’t get by the first level, “Three Stooges” introduces a new reason why a game can be awful. Three Stooges is basically incomprehensible to play. For the most part you have no idea what you’re doing when you’re playing this game. You press start and you’re taken to an outside street with the three stooges where a Wheel of Fortune wheel comes out of thin air that ostensibly picks what you’re supposed to do in the game. Next you notice you’re in another random place where you have no idea what you’re supposed to do. You’re at a bowl of soup with a spoon in it. There are also what looks like pieces of cat excretion in the soup that you have to eat. Trying to control your spoon proves to be one of the more difficult tasks you will take on in this life. After a couple of minutes of throwing your controller at the screen you hear a sound that sounds like a box fan breaking down which I think is supposed to be one of the 3 stooges getting angry that you didn’t pass a test that you couldn’t control and knew nothing about, and had no idea how you got there, and why your eating soup with ambiguous objects inside. You next may randomly find yourself in a hospital flying down an operating room with a nurse picking up things she’s dropping. You have no idea what you’re picking up though. Once again, trying to control this fiasco proves excessively enigmatic, and once again you will be throwing your controller at the screen.

This game is so bad, it’s difficult to review any longer. This is a perfect example of what happens when you try to take something from the TV or movie screen and apply it to video gamedom. Creators who want to cash in on screen success pay no attention to the garbage they’re putting out for the video game.

11. Superman: The New Superman Adventures (N64)

Superman: The New Superman Adventures, released for the Nintendo 64, is by far the worst thing to happen to the Superman franchise since Richard Pryor. Univerally panned for its ridiculous plot, the game also offers up bad graphics and poor gameplay. The plot unfolds to reveal Lex Luthor’s entrapment the Man of Steel’s best friends – Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen and Professor Hamilton – in some virtual world into which you must enter to save them. My first thoughts upon hearing this plot were, “Okay, sounds stupid so far, but most Superman plots are. I still can’t wait to play as Superman on the N64. This is going to be great! Besides, anything with Superman can’t be all bad.” Boy, was I wrong. The gameplay and missions themselves are just plain boring. For some reason, Lex Luthor has suspended some hoops in the air, and you must fly through them in order to complete you mission objectives. Okay, this can still be cool: I like flying. Nope. The unresponsive controls will have you assuming you have pushed the wrong button which usually results in mashing others to get some sort of response, all the while being confused by the weird perspectives. Not only that, but you barely get to use your other powers since you are occupied flying around through some boring backgrounds that look more like they belong on SNES than the N64. You do occasionally get to fight a virtual copy of one of Superman’s archenemies, though. The only reason to play this game is to see how bad it is, and only if you can find a friend who still owns a copy and hasn’t resold it or burned it.

10. Ghosts n’ Goblins

A reoccurring theme for the top 20 worst games of all time has been when games have been so difficult that you had to buy a new tv from smashing your controller against it too much. There is no game that exemplifies this upshot from sheer difficulty like Ghosts ‘n Goblins. 1/8th through the first level you’re surrounded by mound and mounds of enemies. As you’re walking as your character, you’re basically surrounded by a force field of enemies coming at you from every possible angle. Ok, maybe if you had a lot of energy or someone decent armor, you could take the level one onslaught of nefarious enemy’s. As you walk, you see you do have armor, looks like pretty strong armor, until a weak ass looking bird swoops down, barely hits you, and your armor comes flying off. Not even faux-Halloween armor is this poor. I’m pretty sure that if a bird touched a plastic armor suit that you wore for Halloween, it wouldn’t come flying off. As your worthless armor comes flying off, you’re left with an almost-naked character who is left with nothing on except underwear. Q: Who wears nothing under armor? Am I inept to mid-evil tradition or is there something completely untenable about someone wearing nothing under armor? Your basically left naked running around in the wild with a force field of petulant enemy’s surrounding you at every second. This stultifying game play leads you to give up after 1 to 2 minutes making you feel like shit and making you retire to much more germane games with more sane difficulty levels. When programmers make these games, don’t they realize these most obvious setbacks for the player? Setbacks so large, that they stop playing the game after 5 minutes?

9. Jurassic Park (Sega Genesis)

One of the best selling books of all time subsequently made into one of the highest grossing movies of all time, right? You’d think they would attempt to design a game of similar stature, right? You obviously have never played this boring as paint drying game. One would think that when a certain storyline is created, that most subsequent recreations of the story would follow a similar pattern. Jurassic Park though just kind of meanders through the jungle and leaves the game player feeling dejected and hurt in the end. After a rather weak opening scene of the T-Rex roaring at you in low-def, the game simply starts. There is Dr. Grant standing in the jungle, armed with a dart gun and a few grenades, waiting to be brought through the jungle to a destination. And that’s about it. You need to do some jumping, a little hopping over rocks, and maybe maneuver to avoid little creatures trying to drain your life bar. You come across a dinosaur that will simply fall over for about a minute after you hit it with a dart. The grenades of course make them not get up anymore. A little more jumping and hopping along through the jungle and maybe stomp on a baby raptor while doing so. And then….TA DA! You reach the end of level one. Maybe level two will have something more exciting? But sorry, it may be a different scene, but the same general premise level after level. You go into substations, go back into the jungle, and maybe drive a motor boat through another low-def scene. This is all happening with the final goal being to get back to the Visitor Center. The second to the last scene is going through the ventilation system with raptors running around below you. Once you jump through a final hatch, you land on top of the large bones setup in the Visitor Center main hall. With a simple flick of the thumb and the toss of a grenade in between the skeleton setups, they crash onto the raptors waiting below. And the game ends…

With one simple grenade the last “boss” is defeated. In the most simplistic and moronic way, the game is over. Sorry Sega, but this blockbuster movie just doesn’t translate into your silly little black cartridges. That T-Rex is a pussy too!

8. Joust (NES)

Joust is unbearably boring. Same screen, same enemies, same poor sounds, no music. If one were looking for a legal soporific agent, Joust would be your best treatment. Who could possibly think this idea would keep the attention of the player beyond 30 seconds? When designing this game, who thought that this 1 screen sleep fest would be enough to justify its place in an entire cartridge? At least have a 2 nd game along with this garbage. At least have some weak ass side scroller with your jouster (who looks more like a flying ostrich) killing medieval enemies. Speaking of the enemies, what exactly are these things? How come all the players and enemies in “Joust” look like poorly designed birds? In Joust, you’re enveloped with one boring game, controlling something that looks like a bird, fighting against things that may or may not be more birds. Yes, the controls are simple; yes the concept is simple, but so simple that you don’t know why you should be playing this game after 30 seconds. That this ever retained a place in an arcade is beyond Old-Wizard. The sight of this NES cartridge at a used video game store induces the largest of yawns.

7. Wayne’s World (SNES)

It is quite ironic that Wayne’s World begins with Wayne and Garth reviewing their “Top Ten Worst Arcade Games List” since it is the only Super Nintendo game to make our worst ever video games list. Being fans of the SNES, a game released on that console needs to reach inordinately bad marks to be considered for inclusion on our list, but Wayne’s World did just that. Usually, video games based on movies without “Star Wars” in the title don’t turn out very well, and games based off BAD movies turn out even worse. This game is no exception. As you might expect from a game based on Wayne’s World, the story line is less than stellar: an evil purple putridosity called Zantar has kidnapped Garth, and you have to guide Wayne as he tries to rescue his hapless sidekick. Wayne is armed with a guitar that helps him defeat various enemies inhabiting Kramer’s Music Store, Stan Mikita’s Donut Shop, the Gasworks nightclub, and suburbia. In each location, the assailants include monster bagpipes, accordions, coffee cups, disco ball, and headbangers. Poor story line alone does not necessarily automatically place a game in the “bad” list. Unfortunately, boring levels, unwieldy controls and sheer monotony do. Oh, and should you choose to play it yourself, it will probably take you all of ten minutes to come to agreement with us on this one.

6. Muscle (NES)

The NES had a myriad of decent wrestling games under its belt including “Pro Wrestling” and “Wrestlemania”. It also held the worst wrestling game ever made, none other than “Muscle”. The biggest reason why Muscle is a terrible game is because of how boring it is. There are no moves, no real characters, and no dialogue. You start off the game by choosing between 9 ostensibly different players, who in reality are all exactly the same, except a slight discrepancy in the color of outfits and shape of face. The game is completely silent. You would think that if a wrestling game is going to be made, at least include some tension and excitement by adding crowd noise and an announcer, albeit an 8 bit incoherent announcer. You get none of this with “Muscle”. You get no music, no crowd noise, 2 or 3 boring moves with no choice of different characters unless your duped into thinking changing masks makes a wrestler completely different. It took about 3 minutes of playing this game to realize that you wasted 3 dollars on renting this soporific excuse for a wrestling game. Bring on “Pro Wrestling” where I can bash “Amazon” on the head with a steel chair and can use a character with a giant star in the middle of his head (Hint: When making games, use your fucking imagination!).

5. Paperboy (NES)

When you first see this game, you see the cover with a munificent, happy-go-lucky paperboy delivering papers. You think to yourself, well, a game about being a paper boy can’t be that much fun…but maybe it’s some sort of super-hero paperboy and that’s the reason why he’s so happy on the front cover! The game is opposite of the cover. After you play this game for 10 minutes, you realize the front cover should be a paperboy irritable beyond all bounds and maybe even sticking his middle finger up at the street dancers who have nowhere to dance except right in the middle of the fucking street you have to deliver on.

It’s 8 o’ clock on a Monday morning and what does the entire neighborhood you deliver to do? They get up 2 hours early to conspire against you and make it impossible to get through half the street before you’re either run over, beat with a spatula, or have a myriad of dogs chasing you. If this game is going to be as difficult as it is, at least have an option of changing routes. At least be able to tell off your boss for giving you such a shitty route where you cant get half way down the street without your life being threatened with people who have nothing better to do than to try to dominate the paper boy. If they really don’t want their paper, then fuck them. Even if you’re able to evade the infinite obstacles towards delivering to 1 house, finding the accuracy to throw a paper into a mailbox is just as tendentious. Most of the time you lose points because your papers gravitate towards breaking the glass of the houses with people who spend their waking lives trying to destroy the paperboy.

This game is tedious, grossly difficult, and absolutely no fun. To rent a game and not be able to get half way through the first level no matter what you do is lugubrious to say the least. This may be the worst game ever released for a platform system.

4. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

So yeah, we are talking about the worst games ever conceived by human beings right? There are probably some pretty horrible games trapped under the methane ice of Titan, the largest moon of Saturn, but let’s not get off the subject of just how shitty this game really is. Now normally, we here at Old Wiz don’t take the opinions of others too seriously. You know the saying, “They are like assholes, and everybody has them”. Well the word over many news wires is that we are not the only ones who think this is worthy of the moniker of “one of the worst games of all time”. One thing for sure is that the production team is for Big Rigs should have been beaten into submission for violating the cardinal rule of gaming; creating a game that doesn’t just waste time but makes you want to punch someone after playing it. Let’s go over some of the finer points that Big Rigs offers to its lowly participants…

First, the idea of this game even being a race is sketchy at best. When the contest first begins your opponents don’t really put too much effort into making this a worth while venture. That’s because the creators forgot to give them any type of functions and they drive straight…for the entire race…

Rather beat…

Let’s get even more stupid now shall we…

There is nothing to have to avoid during the race. There is nothing on the side of the road that might interfere with your driving ability. Don’t get me wrong, there are buildings, and bridges, and various other obstacles, but unlike in psuedo-reality racing games in Big Rigs you can drive right through them without even slowing down. These rigs must have such a powerful hemi under that hood that they can just drive vertically without losing speed, let alone crashing! These things can jump through the screen for crying out loud!

Let’s continue shall we…

The gears don’t really work…at all. But it doesn’t matter since you basically can’t lose. If you do, contact Old Wizard immediately and we’ll fly our chopper over to pick you up and bring you in for testing. No matter what happens in each “race” the words “You’re a Winner stick up on the screen to signify truck racing glory. The list goes on forever and ever, and maybe even some more. Frankly, this game sucks so bad that we don’t even care about writing down everything that is wrong with it. The “winners” that made this game should just be banished to eternity in a truck stop bathroom. End of story on this one.

3. Top Gun (NES)

Top Gun for the NES is probably the most boring, hackneyed game to ever be released for the great 8-bit system. It’s a flight simulator with no extra features, no stirring sounds, and no control to do anything but move forward and sometimes shoot planes that look more like computer speakers. All is well though you think because a game this easy and boring will surely be conquered in no time, but then after 50 attempts of trying to land your plane in an aircraft carrier, you realize that this game is not only odiously trite, but is impossible to end because it’s basically impossible to land your plane. When landing your plane on an aircraft carrier, you are given terse directions from your “command screen” which you follow. If you follow the directions 100% perfectly, you will have about a 5% chance of landing the plane. I have personally seen the plane landed once. I remember that eventful day. I was at a friend’s house and four of us were watching my friends’ father trying to overcome this insuperable task. The first time we saw it land, we had a party. I remember looking over at one of my friends who may have been crying out of joy, that the annoyingly impossible task could be circumvented. The excitement lasted until the end of the next level where we all knew it couldn’t happen again, and it didn’t.

How is it possible for programmers to make such a monumental mistake in making a task to finish a level so impossible? You make the game for months on end, you have testers testing it out for months on end. Who let this one slip by? This banal attempt at a flight simulator combined with poor programming make this one of the worst games of all time.

2. Shaq Fu (Sega Genesis)

Shaq Fu for the Sega Genesis is probably the worst conceived game ever to come out for any platform system. The story line is so abominable that you almost wish for a completely incoherent one was substituted as to give the idea of the storyline being more enigmatic. You are Shaq, somehow in Tokyo, where you are discovered by some zen karate master who says that you have come from some distant planet to save the world (I wonder if Shaq himself ever played this, or maybe even wrote this story line?). After you endure the blatantly uninspired storyline, you have to endure the worst 2 player fighting game of all time. The controlling in this game is incomprehensible. The best thing you can do is just hammer the buttons of your controller with your hands and watch the screen, hoping your capricious hammering of the controller will cause a victory against the most banal of opponents. Looking at the screen doesn’t help the cause either because how dumb it looks to see hackneyed monsters fighting a big dude in basketball shorts. Once you lose because the controlling is so irritating, you have to endure more uninspired dialogue from enemies with 80 times more skill than you have as Shaq. Your opponents can basically throw the elements at you, they can throw fucking planets at you, while you’re left to a high kick and a low kick depending on which buttons your randomly smashing. With a name like “Shaq Fu”, you had to know this game was going to be bad, but you were not in store for how bad it was until you actually played it for yourself.

1. E.T. (Atari 2600)

As a child in the 80’s, E.T. was a HUGE part of my life. It was the first, second, and third movie I saw in a theater. It made Reese’s Pieces my favourite candy. It forced me to ride my Star Wars Huffy off of small ledges in hopes of flying my chubby silhouette in front of the moon. Maybe the greatest of all, it took away all fear of aliens I may have had. You could imagine my excitement when my father came home with this game, his face lit up like he was my age, and led me by the hand to the beloved Atari 2600.

The point of this game is to find pieces of your ship in order to get home. The pieces are located in what can only be described as pits that ET falls into periodically. I have never made it out of the first pit. It’s been rumoured that there are 5 levels of almost identical game play. I’ve heard there are also enemies, and that eating Elliott gives you power ups…I have seen none of these things. I start the game, fall in a hole, and never get out.

This game single-handedly destroyed Atari and its legacy. They had produced so many cartridges of this game that were never sold they actually had to buy land in New Mexico and create an E.T. landfill in the desert, ouch. They tried to follow on the coat tails of Tron and capitalize on the E.T. brand, but all they ended up doing was starting a long tradition of crappy games based on movies. Thanks E.T., you crushed my childhood and gave me a reason to go outside to play in traffic.